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*NEW* Bedtime Teddy! Now in stock! Only 300 Left !


 

Talking Bedtime Teddy!
He may look cute and innocent, but wait until he speaks! The perfect gift for that special someone in your life. Standing nearly 11-inches tall, Bedtime Teddy is the first-ever oversized Swear Bear !
bedtime USA $29.99
 
bedtime International.


This is the Original SwearBear!
Accept NO imitations!
Says 4 SwearBear phrases!

 

NOW IN STOCK!
Only 250 Left !!


ORDER NOW!
Give one to your Girl Friend, Lover, Mother , Plumber or even your GrandMother ! Tell them what you really think of them
! ! !

SwearBear is the BEST gift!

$17.95 each
$5.99 shipping and handling USA


$9.99 international shipping  
 


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SwearBear Vinyl Figures. These DO NOT TALK! These are 7" Tall figures.
Fully articulated, Each giving you the middle finger!
$4.99 SHIPPING each within USA, $9.99 each INTERNATIONAL
#1
POISONED TEDDY
$9.99
#2-SKELETEDDIES
RARE Glow in the Dark!
$19.99
#3-LEPRECHAUN TEDDY
$9.99
#4
-BONDAGE BEAR
$9.99




#5-DEVIL TEDDY

RAREPentagram on back of head!)
$14.99

#6-P.M.S. BEAR
Don't mess with PMS!
TWO sided head, monster & regular!
$9.99

#7-ORIGINAL SWEAR BEAR

(Vinyl Figure,
NON talking
Collector figure)
$9.99

#8-BRIT BEAR

"F*CK the Queen" on back of head!
$9.99





T-Shirts and Figures Scroll Down! Buy one! Be cooler than everyone!
New Shirts from Rotten Cotton!!
SwearBear T-Shirts are professionally screen printed.
No cheap iron-on's or heat transfers!
T-Shirts are BLACK, 100% pre-shrunk cotton.
jghcj #1 T-Shirt. Original SwearBear
“I Luv u” $16.99
$3.99 USA shipping
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$6.99 international shipping
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vince #2 T-Shirt. Devil Teddy
“Kill Yourself!” $16.99
$3.99 USA shipping
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$6.99 international shipping
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gill #3 T-Shirt. Skeleteddies
“Loyalty is Everything” $16.99
$3.99 USA shipping
size
$6.99 international shipping
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#4 T-Shirt. SwearBears
“Eddie Teddy ” $16.99
$3.99 USA shipping
size
$6.99 international shipping
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hffd #5 T-Shirt. SwearBears
“Curse of the Zombears” $16.99
$3.99 USA shipping
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$6.99 international shipping
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